Mr. Handleman

Come mr. handleman take my wife home

You can't leave a woman like a chippy alone

She's plenty pretty like a woman in prime

No you won't need a waterbed to have a good time

Mr. handleman mr. handleman

Take my wife home

Mr. handleman mr. handleman mr. handleman

Take my wife home take my wife home

La señora is a sight for sore eyes

Half an hour in a paradise

You're not the first and you will never come last

But the natives are restless so you better grab fast