The Unlikely Event

I hope that you can hear me

Because they're screaming in the aisle...

The stewardess said "Turn that phone off!"

So I smiled...blew a smoke ring.

My neighbor sinks his head between his knees...

It's pushing 45 degrees.

Outside it's freezing,

Though God knows...

Now I need a drink...

Ah, bring it quick...

On Channel 9,

The dotted line

Stops short a mile away from Dallas...

But we're on a roll...

Shall dig a hole so deep that we'll strike oil!

Black gold, ah, that Texas tea...

It's 3:15...

I hear your voice mail...

Are you with your secret lover, Lover?

Just called to say goodbye...

I won't be home for dinner.

Goodbye...

Lay a wreath upon that grassy knoll for me...

Goodbye...

Goodbye...

Good luck. Be who you *want* to be...