December

I'm not keepin' up your side of the bargain

As we all know, a woman's will can harden

You try and soften up the blow

Still I hate to see you go

I beg your pardon

A swimming pool that used to be a garden

Get it started

Bake someone a cake and fold my heart in

Drive around the lake and roll my car in

Roll my car in

Is it time to pull my chestnuts from the fire?

Oh my my

Should I diversify or keep my powder dry

It's early in the day

Still it's late enough to say you were a liar

And the truth becomes more clear as I get higher

Find a buyer

Claim yourself exempt and wear a wire

Sleep around until you're good and tired

Good and tired

Watch it bubble out of sight

Tell me psycho where's the knife

Set your watch to ruin my life

Yeah, tell yourself you're not my type

You're not keepin' up my side of the bargain

As we all know, a woman's will can harden

Try and soften up the blow

Still I hate to see you go

I beg your pardon