Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be?

[A:] Uh, the uncle.

[Q:] And in more trouble than?

[A:] A pregnant nun.

So get a hole to hide in

or somehide to cover the hole

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived

basically full of crap

and others lil' treats.

Awe, that little pig.