Lyrics The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island

3-Way (The Golden Rule)

Your mom says,Hi....Jinx!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah no no

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Summertime in the city

And everybody's having sex

You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless

Shoe Source

I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots

Well it's time to mack

Let's handle that

In two-to-six hours,

We'll meet back and regroup

Now let's shoot

Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James

Hop off the buss with the Alizé

Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?

I should diggity-ask you the same

And she sang

Hey, boys I want you both

I hope that you think that's cool

(Say word?)

I know most guys won't freak together

She forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh

It's OK when it's in a three-way

It's not gay when it's in a three-way

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway

The area's grey in a one, two, three-way

Normally, I don't get down with dudes

But tonight is a special exception (Great)

See you're my best friend

Through thick and thin

Now it's time to make a triple connection

Lights off

Here in the dark (Here in the dark)

It's hard to tell (So hard to tell)

Where her body ends (La la)

And my homie's begins (Ew wee)

This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)

To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar)

We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy

The new Three's Company

It's OK when it's in in a three-way

It's not gay when it's in a three-way

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway

The area's grey in a one, two three-way

Fellas. Get ready.

To impress a chick,

Helicopter d*ck, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck

To impress a chick,

Helicopter d*ck

And all of that was OK

'Cuz it was in a three-way

It's quite clear when you see the instant replay

Maybe two is enough

That's what they'll say

But we'll say, "Hell no."

It's a one, two, three-way

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

The golden rule.