Dramatic Intro

If you are under 30 and you're totally cool, then you absolutely know these guys

The Lonely Island

From their album Incredibad, please welcome The Lonely Island!

Incredibad, this is just a blast

This in my pants, lazy Sunday, Nadia

No doubt these fuckers, those two

The Lonely Island, fuck yes

The Lonely Island, they're the truth because they speak for the people!

There's no way I'll let my kids listen to it

They're Satanists and they should be boycotted!

Around the country today, citizens bring any known Lonely Island paraphernalia

Now here they are, the first men to become pregnant!

Ah, leave up out the crew

The Lonely Island, the 47th president of these United States!

And today as The Lonely Island was beaten to death with their own dicks

Outside at Old Man Strip Club

I see thousands of people, why they have to desecrate the body?

We're on the street, I see at least 300 are waitin in front of the quadrant

And there are thousands in all the fearsome moments

Oh my God, The Lonely Island are a lot

We're removing the fans from their various cools and heading back into the studio

The Lonely Island will continue to entertain us

After experiences like this

God only knows what they will create