I'm on a Boat

Oh shit, get your towels ready

It's about to go down

Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck

But stay on your motherfucking toes

We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me

'Cause I'm sailing on a boat

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look

At the motherfucking boat

I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me

Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea

Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat

You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch

We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp

I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies

I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's

Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit

This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet

But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and

I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan

I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is real

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker

Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker

I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker

This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat

It's a big blue watery road

Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck

Never thought I'd see the day

When a big boat coming my way

Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me

'Cause I'm sailing on a boat

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look

At the motherfucking boat