Jack Sparrow

Guys, Michael Bolton is here

Oh Great, send him in.

Hey guys.

Hey, hi, thanks for coming

Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you

seen those things?

Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.

Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think

you're really gonna dig.

Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?

Boys, lets get to it.

Here we go.

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton

YEAAAHH!

The night starts now

Together on the track, the boys are back

The night starts now

Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.

ROLLIN' UP

Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up

YEAH

Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.

COME ON

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet

YEAH YEAH

Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS

What?

A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S

BREEZE.

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club

Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love

KIERA KNIGHTLY

Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner

Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner

JACK SPARROW

Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",

More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"

YEAH YEAH!

All dressed up with nowhere to run,

And now I make you feel crazy with theâ