Natalie´s rap

We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman

Hello, so Natalie, what's the day

In life of Natalie Portman like?

Do you really wanna know? Please, tell us

I don't sleep motherfucker off that yak and Durban

Doin' one twenty, gettin' head while I'm swervin'

Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick

Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick

I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker

Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker

What you want, Natalie? To drink and fight

What you need, Natalie? To fuck all night

Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue

Put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe

Leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning

Fuck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'

I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you

Condone driving while intoxicated?

I never said I was a role model

What about the kids that look up to you?

Do you have a message for them?

All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick

It's Portman motherfucker, drink till I'm sick

Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole

Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die

And all the dudes you know I'm talkin' to you

We love you Natalie, I wanna fuck you too

P is for Portman, P is for pussy

I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun, so don't push me

Well, Natalie I'm surprised

All this from a Harvard graduate

Well, there's a lot you may not know about me

Really? Such as?

When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day

I cheated every test and snorted all the yay

I gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes

I sit right down on your face and take a shit

Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch, hell yeah

And I always pay for your dry cleanin'

When my shit gets in your shoe, what?

And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that

My dick is scared of you, girl

Okie-dokie, one final question

If you can steal a smooch from

Any guy in Hollywood, who would it?

No more questions, what