The Creep

Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is...

The Creep.

When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl

Do the Creep (hah)

Do the Creep (hah)

And if you wanna make friends at the ATM

Do the Creep (hoo)

Do the Creep (hah)

Well, we got a new dance so get up on your feet

It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Creep'

Let your hands flap around like a Marionette

Pop your knees up and down, sh-sh-shaking your neck

Now pull your waistband up like you expectin' a flood

And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud

Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers

Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper.

When you see a country peach, laying out at the beach

Do the Creep (hah)

Do the Creep (hah)

And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree

Do the Creep (hoo)

Do the Creep (hah)

I was six years old when I started creepin'

My parents took it to their room and I started peepin'

You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads

And saw my little ass creepin' at the foot of the bed

Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born

Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn

Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin'

'Cause I came out clean - and I came out creepin'!

Nicki,

Nicki,

Nicki, Nicki, Nicki

Nicki!

When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room

Hide deep inside - it was my little creep stalker room

As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling

Little did they know, that for me, they were modeling

And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha.

And they would dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la.

So pop-pop-pop your peepers,

and tweak out your sneakers

Don't sleep, come on get your Creep on with me!

Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding

Do the Creep (hah)

And do the Creep (hah)

And when you sneak into a wake, and you see a beefcake

Do the Creep (hoo)

And do the Creep (hah)

And when the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body

Do the Creep (hah)

Do the Creep (hah)

So, get your knees flexin', and your arms T-rexin',

And Creep (hoo)

Do the Creep! (hah)

And don't forget to smile!