Blue Diamonds

So you can sell yourself on blue diamonds

Call Vice, it takes a day to explain the crime

You laugh at what the LA Times says about us

But delight at my first try at being sly

Finished the third page

Time for a break

You make a gang sign framing your face

Time for the hard light

Time to get dressed

Good luck, God bless

It feels like this is happening in tree time

I stand up and toast the TV for getting it right

God willing and the creek don't rise

I've got two thousand dollars

And a bulls-eye between my eyes

These chickens are fish in a barrel

And the tall one is gonna be for sale

'Cause you're so good at waiting

(It's about time we took a ride)

I'll be seeing you