Johnny 99

Well they closed down the auto plant in mahwah late that month

Ralph went out looking for a job but he couldn't find none

He came home too drunk from mixing tanqueray and wine

He got a gun shot a night clerk now they callm johnny 99

Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light you don't stop

Johnny's waving his gun around and threatening to blow his top

When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind

Out in front of the club tip top they slapped the cuffs on johnny 99

Well the city supplied a public defender but the judge was mean john brown

He came into the courtroom and stared young johnny down

Well the evidence is clear gonna let the sentence son fit the crime

Prison for 98 and a year and well call it even johnny 99

A fist fight broke out in the courtroom they had to drag johnny's girl away

His mama stood up and shouted judge don't take my boy this way

Well son you got a statement you'd like to make

Before the bailiff comes to forever take you away

Now judge I had debts no honest man could pay

The bank was holding my mortgage and they were gonna take my house away

Now I ain't saying that makes me an innocent man

But it was more `n all this that put that gun in my hand

Well your honor I do believe Id be better off dead

So if you can take a mans life for the thoughts thats in his head

Then sit back in that chair and think it over judge one more time

And let `em shave off my hair and put me on that killing line