I Don't Really Love You Anymore

True, I'd give my right arm

To keep you safe from harm

And true, for you, I'd move to Ecuador

And I'd keep a little farm

Chop wood to keep you warm

But I don't really love you anymore

I don't have to love you now if I don't wish to

I won't see you anyhow if that's an issue

Because I am a gentleman

Think of me as just your fan

Who remembers every dress you ever wore.

Just the bad comedian

Your new boyfriend's better than

'Cos I don't really love you anymore.

There'll be someday when your eyes do not enthrall me,

I'll be numb but realize you'll never call me.

'Cos I've read your horoscope

And now I've given up all hope

So I don't really love you anymore

'Cos I've read your horoscope

And now I've given up all hope

So I don't really love you anymore.