The Dada Polka

People of Earth, when you dance

Dance the Dada Polka

Life is only a dream

When in the mood for romance

Dance the Dada Polka

Be as cute as you seem

Gyrate like a gyroscope

Collide like a kaleidoscope

Freeze!

Do something, anything

Do something, please

People of Earth, don't just stand

There, the Dada Polka

Is as fun as it sounds

Move hips and hands when the band

Plays the Dada Polka

You may lose a few pounds

Gyrate like a gyroscope

Collide like a kaleidoscope

Change!

Do something, anything

Do something strange

People of Mars, you too must

Do the Dada Polka

It's the meaning of life

Fill any partner with lust?

Do the Dada Polka

Soon there'll be a new wife

Gyrate like a gyroscope

Collide like a kaleidoscope

Do

Do something, anything

Do something blue

Do something, anything

Do something a little out of character

It won't kill you

Do something, anything

Do something true