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It was a Monday night when I went out with the boys

It was free drinks for all, you could only smell the joys

I think I went a little too far I ended up on the floor

But you know I'll be back in the morn'

Well, someone drove me home

But I don't know who they were

They took me to a hospital, I said what's this bloody bar

They said my head was bleeding and I'd gone too bloody far

But you know I'll be back in the morn'

Clear the way, clear the way

Paddy's going out again today

Clear the way, clear the way

Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A.

Well the next thing you know I was lying on the ground

I drank some more whiskey, you know I was feeling sound

I dreamt I met MacGowan and he bought me another round

And the two of us went drinkin' 'til the morning.

Clear the way, clear the way

Paddy's going out again today

Clear the way, clear the way

Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A.

Well all my cash is gone and my guts are getting sore

I can no longer spend my evenings laying on Wally's floor

And if there's a bastard out there

Who will lend us another score

Then the two of us will go out drinkin' 'til the morning

Clear the way, clear the way

Paddy's going out again today

Clear the way, clear the way

Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A.