The Jack Slap Cheer

Conversations with my bathroom mirror

are never the same

as when you're standing here

I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier,

that teenage wasteland

so begins the Jack Slap Cheer

Your mom ain't home

she's out stripping for your education

Your dad's out marching for the NRA

I'm so damn bored

I'm crawling out of my skin

The devil's got more room to play

This town gets so boring

(na na na na na na na na na)

when you're not scoring

(na na na na na na na na na)

It gets so boring and you live right up the street

16 summers, let's make one complete

We're all Jack Slaps here

Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears

All lost on the same frontier

so face the facts and sing the Cheer

1,2,3,4

Your dad stepped out

He's .09 and on the highway

*singing along with the Rolling Stones

I can't get no satisfaction

damn, ain't that true*

Bring me home, don't send me home

This town gets so boring

(na na na na na na na na na)

When you're not scoring

(na na na na na na na na na)

It gets so boring and you live right up the street

16 summers, let's make one complete

This town gets so boring

(na na na na na na na na na)

When you're not scoring

(na na na na na na na na na)

This town get so boring

(na na na na na na na na na)

When you're not scoring

(na na na na na na na na na)

This town gets so boring

(na na na na na na na na na)

(Were all jack slaps here)

When you're not scoring

(na na na na na na na na na)

(Jack slaps with jack slap fear)

This town gets so boring

(na na na na na na na na na)

(Were lost on the same frountier)

When you're not scoring

Face the facts, Same Sphere

This town gets so boring

(na na na na na na na na na)

When you're not scoring

(na na na na na na na na na)

It gets so boring and you live right up the street

16 summers, lets make one complete...