A very handy man indeed

Getting close to his neighbours it was important to him

Skin skin skin Eddie G well it can't be a sin

You go 'round to Ed's house you won't tear yourself away

If you call round for Eddie then be prepared to stay

Go see Mrs. Geins's one and only face to face

He is really simple or cleverer than you?

The dreams that Eddie dreams well you couldn't do

Down on the farm where he chopped wood

Down on the farm yeah ten got it good

Work to do Eddie, mother's little helper

What face is he wearing, is it someone you knew?

Or are you inside out and is he seeing through you?

Packed up in boxes, people that he'd meet

When Eddie felt real low well he geined twenty feet

Dig dig dig Eddie G., mummy says you're sweet