King Vlad

High up in the mountains of old carpathia

Six hundred years ago

He ruled his world with a vicious hand

And he didn’t fuck about oh no

Kings and queens and mighty rulers

Handed over money to stop him getting mad

And made sure they smiled has they handed over money

And had a drink to the good king vlad

With his bold army from Transylvania

Nearly just as black heart as he

They slaughtered all nations that would not bow to him

It was a bloody sight to see

Prince and paupers sons and daughters

Show him respect or he’ll nail on your hat

So give up your treasure and don’t be sad

Just have drink to the good king vlad

Fly the dragon flag stained in blood

Impale people every day

Long live the legend of this great king

His memory will never fade away

All religions measured equally

Fell to nothing and gave all they had

So fill up your cup with the blood of his enemy’s

And have a drink to the good king vlad…