My Daddy Is a Vampire

Well my daddy works the nightshift

He lies in bed all day

He never looks in mirrors and he avoids the sun's rays

My daddy is a vampire

My mother is a mummy and she needs plasma too

But if you peel away the bandage

The blood comes seeping through

My daddy is a vampire

My brother is a zombie and no thought is his own

He just sits there with a glazed look in his eyes

He's gnawing at his bones

My daddy is a vampire

And as for me? My resistance is getting weak

All these monsters all around me i'm a suicidal geek

And my daddy is a vampire