Illegal Left

Illegal left on Sunday morning

On the corner I was warning

Waving widly, wildy warning

Don't take that turn on Sunday morning

A motorcycle cop was waiting

He had to fill his ticket book

On his nerves I was grating

Illegal left that no one took

Maybe I should mind my own

Maybe it's not my concern

But somewhere someone's suffering

And this is an illegal turn

Sunday morning not too far

Someone's taking someone's car

someone's taking someone out

Someone needs you now, no doubt

He told me I should move along

I said, "You've got the whole thing wrong."

I'll stay here, I've got the time

And you can deal with real crime

He didn't like what I was saying

Not at all no not one bit

I didn't see the point in staying

It was fun though I'll admit