Last Dead Mouse

Step right up, gather round

Greatest salesman in town

Selling something seldom sold

Step up, step up, step up behold

Dead mice for sale, they're going fast

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There's never been a better time to buy

Last dead mouse but I'll get more

I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur

Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please

You've got to be crazy with prices like these

No overhead so I can keep down the cost

I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss

I believe in my product, I love what I sell

Last dead mouse well that's why I yell

Step right up, ladies and gents

Last dead mouse costs fifty cents

It's a steal at any price

Going once, going once, going once, going twice

Half a buck, last in stock

Be the first one on your block

No need to walk, no need to feed

Satisfaction guaranteed

Nice and easy now, nice and easy now, nice and easy now

Last dead mouse