They Came to Boston

They came to Boston on their vacation,

They came, they saw, they annoyed me.

They saw it all,

What! Fanueil Hall!

It's best if they just avoid me.

Rented a car to see the sights,

They found the Hub confusing.

Looked for the Swan Boats in Mattapan.

Well, I find that real amusing.

I was here before they came, I'll be here long after.

Don't want to share, but it seems clear that I'm gonna have to.

They came to Boston for an education,

Live in the dorms, join a frat,

Jam my bars and subway cars.

Now, what the fuck is that?

Spend year one having fun,

And causing aggravation.

Spending daddy's cash on a toga bash,

When the hell's graduation?

I was here before they came, I'll be here long after.

Don't want to swear, but it seems clear that I'm gonna have to.