Goodbye Joe

Walking to the big screen

Oh, and he looks so good in Technicolor

Kissing him in your dreams

Oh, and, you know, Paul Newman's that much duller

Than him; and you know it's true

It's a sin when he sees you

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Watching him from the back row

Oh, and in bed he looks so wonderful

Sucking chocolate in Pepsi flow

Oh, and all the party girls, they drool

For him; and you know it's right

When he wins the one in the light

Coming close to the big times

Oh, and he sounds so good in stereo

Italian name on a long sign

Oh, and all the Greta Garbos know

That it's good, when he's touching the shy

As he should, when he's making your life