Martians Go Home

Sterile seraphs in green satin

Swiss liqueurs and cherry brandy

Misty mystics whisper Latin

Mark, meet Jane, meet Sam, meet Sandy

But your Gemini is weary

Your Aquarius not cheery

And my fascinating theory

Is, well

Before-picture girls in denim

Advocaat and avocado

Commie cupids quoting Lenin

Sue, meet Jack, meet John, meet Rado

But your Scorpio is waning

Your Cancer not entertaining

And although I'm not complaining

But...

Anonymous in anorak

Cosi-cosa, Pepsi Cola

Heironymous and Kerouac

Alexander, met E Zola

But your Virgo is inactive

Your Capricorn not attractive

And my impulses didactic

Say: ho-hum