Going to Maine

You and me are in a lot of trouble

And somebody's gonna burst our bubble

Your husband

My wife

My marriage

Your life

Let's go to Maine out on the East Coast

Let's go to Maine right now

Let's beat the retreat

Let's hop on the plane

Let's get out of here

Let's go to Maine

Someone knows what's going on

Someone knows, and someone's gonna tell

Someone's gonna wrap us up in styrofoam and paper

And mail us flat-rate right down to Hell