Dick with Ears

I got no ambition

I got no position

I got nothing but a

father and a mother

they keep telling me

that I must earn my keep

and I know they are right

so I can't sleep at night

I got education

finest in the nation

Mr Know-it-all

but all I do is stall

I took lots of classes

I kissed lots of asses

I made a lot of friends

but I don't really know them

1-2-3-4-5

years of school went by

and I'm still alive

but I don't know what for

My girlfriend said she

would not put up with me

If I can't get a job

and don't know what I want

over 21

not getting any younger

now we'll see if I'll

lose at rock and roll