I Wrote A Book About Rock And Roll

Let me tell you something you don't seem to understand

I don't really care about your crappy local band.

Don't you tell me I can't tell you what to do

I can, on the whole,

'cause I work for a magazine

And I wrote a book about rock and roll

I wrote a book about rock and roll

I wrote a book about rock and roll

I think rock and roll is wonderful

And I wrote a book about rock and roll

I know words like "sobriquet," "malaise" and "plutocrat."

And I compare the Shaggs to Wittgenstein--

How cool is that?

Oh, you don't? I didn't think you would.

Aren't my references out of control? Sometimes I even stump myself,

But it's all in my book about rock and roll.

I wrote a book about rock and roll

I wrote a book about rock and roll

Rock and roll is in my soul

So I wrote a book about rock and roll

Hey yeah yeah, rock and roll

If you start doubting me

There's something you should see

Take a look at these

Thousands of CDs

No one has more than me

And I got all of them for free

Hey, thanks for the free CD, I can sell it at the store down the block

And don't be surprised if I say "kiss my ass"

That's how rock and rollers talk (like me)

But you better treat me right

'cause I'm mean and powerful

But you'll never be a reference in

My next book about rock and roll

I wrote a book about rock and roll

I wrote a book about rock and roll

Rock and roll is wonderful

So I wrote a book about rock and roll