Marine Recruiter

Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter

Teach you to program computers

Teach you all the skills you need

You can die with dignity

I got a phone call from the sergeant yesterday

He had a message from the good old U.S.A.:

"Good grades, high I.Q., you're one terrific guy

We'll let you push the buttons while the other people die."

No way, that's what I say

I don't want to be a marine today

Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter

Teach you to program computers

Teach you all the skills you need

You can be a fucking pig

And that's why the sergeant smiles

Everyday in high school when I got home

Marine recruiters called me on the phone

Oh god, never thought it would come to this

I get cards I get calls now I'm on the mailing list

Mom I'm not home if they call me on the phone