The Empty Experience

I want to be real cool I don't want to follow the schedule

I want to eat my tv set I want to smell like aqua net

I want to know the human race I want to rub it all over my face

Life is such a fucking joke I want to laugh until I choke

Thought I saw you when I closed my eyes

But it was just an order of fries

Thought I loved you yesterday but it was just a tv tray

I want to meet the aspirin lady I want to talk to Peter Brady

I want to be on my own I want to be fully grown

I want to be a celebrity I want to be like Mr. T

Won't let people fuck with me every night on tv