Ethyl My Love

If anybody knows her, I bet they never chose her

But it don't mean a thing

And pardon me for asking is it only in passing

Or did you give her a ring

I'd do anything to hear you say

Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love

I never thought I'd see it, I want you to admit

You're a sick boy and a fool

You're doing what you want and I know you really want

To be her Fred-boy, ain't it cool

I'd do anything to hear you say

Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love

I could never do it

Baby, I don't understand

And if you ever want to leave, babe

I don't think you ever can

Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love

Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love

Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love

Ethyl, my l-l-love, Ethyl, my love