Stuck In The Middle

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

I get so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,

There's clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,

And I'm wondering what it is I should do,

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,

Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place,

There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Oh well you started off with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self made man,

(yeah you are)

And your friends, they all come callin',

Slap you on the back and say,

Please.... Please.....

(Come on)

Well I'm tryin' to make some sense of it all,

But I can see it makes no sense at all,

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self made man,

But and your friends, they all come callin',

Slap you on the back and say,

Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

Well I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with you,

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,

One more time

Stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you.