As My Wife Says

As my wife says

This must be true love

I don't believe her but she

Knows me well enough

I recognise the symptoms

But I don't ever listen

To such morbid hysteria, ahh ha!

With your mannequin posture

To think that I almost lost ya

Such a ?swanyer thing to do

Your special teases

Manner almost breezes

But I don't mind

Passing time this way, hey hey!

Daily love so gaily

Cry in bed alone tonight

Hope one day you're going under

Stuck at home with a kid s'alright

You know I'm faster than lightning