Big Balls

Well, I'm ever upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got big balls, I've got big balls

And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls

And he's got big balls and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full

And everybody cums and cums again

If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you

higher

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire

I've got big balls, I've got big balls

And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls

And he's got big balls and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy

dress

But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls

that I like best

My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the

right

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every

night

I've got big balls, I've got big balls

And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls

And he's got big balls and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

I've got big balls, I've got big balls

They're such big balls, the bouncing big balls

And he's got big balls and she's got big balls