Drunken Master

Dont be a bull in a china shop

Pick up my foot and then the next one drop

Drunken style is his martial arts

You cant push him around like some old hand cart

I sleep on nails and we eat broken glass

I am no fool, I keep my mind intact

Stumble down the street people passin' remarks

Cause when me walk, me walk and me talk

I am a drunken master

test my crew buck-up in a disaster

I am a drunken master

Don't be a bull in a china shop

Pick up my foot and then the next one drop

Stumble down the street people passin remarks

Cause when me walk, me walk and talk

Sleep on nails and I eat broken glass

I am no fool i keep my mind intact

Drunken style are me martial art

Can't push me around like no old hand cart

I am a drunken master

test my crew bukup in a disaster

I am a drunken master

Yi, er, san ,si, wu, liu, chi, ba

Screamin comin atchya drunken master

Ba, chi, liu, wu, si, san, er, yi

Kick karate from me high dea me knee

Troddin the fertile crescent with me nine section whip

Scrip itta writ in heiroglyphic sanskrit

Mix this music just like a chemist

Wordsmith by osmosis

Mystic chopstick inna your brainbasket

Like a locksmith your cerebelum gets picked

Esoteric like a jedi mind trick

You'll get your fix on his kicks

Yi, er, san ,si, wu, liu, chi, ba

Screamin comin atchya pietaster

Ba, chi, liu, wu, si, san, er, yi

Just like joon rhee, nobody bothers me

Test my crew bukup on a disaster

I am the drunken master

I am the drunken master

Test my crew bukup on a disaster

I am the drunken master