Settling For You

Valerie Felony needs a chauffeur and a fake ID

And her charming art is larceny

And nothing is fun

Because when all your friends are easy breezy

Down on their knees,

Love's just a business,

You're so eager to please

So don't be a baby, baby

Don't be a tease -

And if you stay over,

When I wake, you'd better be gone

Oh, Cindy Facsimile,

She's a carbon-copied honeybee

And her eyes are wild as PCP

And she's got a gun

And she takes picture in the mirror

As she's been told to do,

Jet-black mascara as she's staring through you

She's even given herself a nickname, too,

But it won't catch on, because it's dumb

And doesn't make sense

And I-I-I-I-I know I'm settling for you

And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do

But when we're in this deep,

Oh, we know that this much is true,

'Cause we're all up and we're still spun

A twelve-pack and the damage done

All in all, it's not enough -

She drinks cocktails when she wakes up,

And her breath smells just like cough syrup

All throughout the day

But Casey Cliche stays away from strays

She likes her dirtbags clean

She likes the right rock n roll,

But don't know what it means

In all her glory stories,

Nothing's quite as it seams

But even if it's bullshit,

From those red lips

I'll trust every word

And I-I-I-I-I know I'm settling for you

And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do

But when we're in this deep,

Oh, we know that this much is true,

'Cause we're all up and we're still spun

A twelve-pack and the damage done

(I think it's contagious!)

And I-I-I-I-I know I'm settling for you

And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do

But when we're in this deep,

Oh, we know that this much is true,

'Cause we're all up and we're still spun

A twelve-pack and the damage done

And I-I-I-I-I know I'm settling for you

And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do

But when we're in this deep,

Oh, we know that this much is true,

'Cause we're all up and we're still spun

A twelve-pack and the damage done