Dirty Old Man

He's out on the town wearing black leather pants and a button down

Whistling out of tune,

The girls get nervous when he enters the room

Scared to get caught in his gaze

They've read and heard about his ways

Rude , crude and deceitful

He's chasing all the girls

He's got some real bad lines: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"

Greasy hair, cheap cigars, sittin all alone at the end of the bar

Whistling out of tune,

The girls get nervous when he enters the room

Scared to get caught in his gaze

They've read and heard about his ways

Rude crude and deceitful

Just one of those people

Well, he's hopeless, but hopeful

He's rude crude and deceitful

Dirty old man