Romeo

My girlfriend is a lesbian

Not even bi se****

Am I just a thespian

Acting out Romeo?

We cruise chicks together

We dress in real fake leather

But sometimes the weather,

It gets to hot. . .

We can kiss like mothers

We can sleep like brothers

We can walk like lovers,

But thats as far as it goes

And so I do not hesitate

To hope one day that she turns straight

And if that day never comes,

Then make me a lesbian