New Religion

Evidence of a new religion

I'll spare you the details

Effluent from a bloated business

With replica shirt sales

Two for the kids, one for the wife

Indicating a stunted life

Didn't know gullibility was so rife?

Well you do know now?

Evidence of a new rligion

Some hippy with a gripe

Strikes a blow with his census form

By summoning Star Wars tripe

Here's a thing I'd love to say

Lynndie England walks free today

If she'll only agree to play

With every Jedi Knight

An Lo! My faith it was honed

We can't be alone

Don't say we're alone

Give me ancestry that's inbred

Give me wit that's completely dead

Give me a zip for the back of my head

I want to join in too

Evidence of a new religion

Meeting a human need

fertiliser for the brain

Feeding the weakest seeds