Role Model

She's been around for a number of years

Had success with two career

she gives dying people hope, how does she cope?

She snorts a line of coke before an audience with the Pope

she's a role model for today a role model for today

I don't care what you say, she's a role model for today

She's got better looking kids than you

She's got a better looking husband too

She is a sweet little honey, three times a mummy

You wouldn't know it cause she's got a flat little tummy

She's a role model for today, she is a role model for today

I don't care what you say she is a role model for today

But the lady's loved and the lady's cried

And the lady's cried and loved and now

The lady's signed a big book deal

And the story tells you how it all began

In the days when the lady didn't have

The price of her next meal, and its real

There's a secret to her success

She's got balls like the S.A.S.

She's got more balls than me, more balls then you

More balls than all the sweatshops

Making balls for Man U.

She's a role model for today, a role model for today

I don't care what you say she's a role model for today

But the lady's loved and the lady's cried

and the lady's cried and loved and now

the lady's signed a big book deal

The story tells you how it all began

In the days when the lady didn't have

The price of her next meal, and its all real

She's a star in every way

she is loved by straights and gays

She's taking water by the sip

a baby on her hip

a little silver ring through her lower set of lips

she's a role model for today, she is a role model for today

I don't care what you say she's a role model for today

I don't care what you say she's a role model for today

What you say, she's a role model for today