Shave Your Legs

If you shave your legs I'll stay home every night

I'll defer to you, I'll let you win every fight

I'll forget about all the things that you said

All the times you've hurt me and left me for dead

If you Neet your legs I'll lie at your feet

I won't come home drunk and fall fast asleep

I'll ignore the fact that you've broken my spirit

That contempt in your voice, I'll pretend I don't hear it

I'll do anything that you want

If it means that we can stay together

I'll do anything that you want

Can't we keep the peace and stay together

If they're soft and smooth I'll be faithful and true

I'll forget all my friends that take time from you

I know you're not attracted to me any more

But we can keep that hidden behind our locked door

If they're sleek and shiny we can have a child

You can call it want you want, you can let it run wild

Just rub yourself against me once in a while

Let me run my lips down them, give me a reason to smile

I'll do anything that you want

If it means that we can stay together

I'll do anything that you want

Can't we keep the peace and stay together