Half Shitfaced

I think paying fuckin' rent sucks.

I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks.

I spilled a beer in the living room.

I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon.

Half shit-faced.

Half shit-faced.

Half shit-faced.

Half shit-faced.

GO!

Our ex-guitar player sucks.

He ripped us off two hundred bucks.

his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass