I Met Her at the Rat

I'm really goo-goo over you,

I'm mentally retarded too

I lost my brain, and I don't know where

Somewhere down in Kenmore square

Look mom and dad, I think this one's OK

She's a punk rocker, hey what can I say

So let's get moving, the girls, so groovy

Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at

I met her at the Rat

She cheers me up when I'm feeling blue

Looks for me and does my laundry

And here I am kissing those lips

Here I am pumping those hips

Look mom and dad, I think this one's OK

She's a punk rocker, hey what can I say

So let's get moving, the girls, so groovy

Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at