See You Later Fuckface

I wasn't looking for trouble,

But it came looking for me.

I may not have any muscles,

But I can move like Bruce Lee.

So when a bunch of these pussies started

Beating up on my friends,

I left the stage, intending to land on them.

See ya later, fuckface.

See ya later, fuckface.

See you in the funny pages - fuck you!

See ya later, fuckface.

We hate you.

My dive was graceful and swanlike.

It was a sight to behold.

I fell on top of a table,

And broke a couple of bones.

One of the mongoloid's girlfriends kicked me

Right in the fucking jewels.

I socked her one in the eye, and said,

"Fuck you!"