Ursula Finally Has Tits

When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl.

Even before her first pubic hair would curl.

Then old Hubey said, "Hey, dude, check this out.

Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout."

And we all love her - Ursula

We all love her - Ursula

We all love her - Ursula

Our attention's undivided

Dammit we're excited!

'Cause Ursula finally has tit - all right

Ursula finally has tits - outta sight

Ursula finally has tits - now she's cool

Ursula finally has tits - check it out, dude

Ursula finally has tits

She went to the drug store, and I saw what she bought:

Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra.

Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes,

I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest.