Bonnie Mary

Come cowe me Minne come cowe me

Come cowe me Minne come cowe me

The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum

& they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me

When Mary came over the border

When Mary came over the border

Her eith twas approaching the cunt

Of a hurchin'

Her arse was in sic a disorder

And oh what a jewell was Mary

And oh what a jewell was Mary

Her face was fine, her bosom devine

& her puss was theekit with glory