Lyrics The Real McKenzies

The Real McKenzies

Halloween

He wistl'd up Lord Lennox' March

To keep his courage cherry;

Altho' me hair began to arch

He was sae fley'd an' eerie:

Till presently we hears a squeak

An' then a grane an' gruntle;

An over me shouther gae a keek

An' tumbled wi' a wintle

He roar'd a horrid murder-shout

In dreadfu' desperation!

An' young an' auld come rinnin out

To hear the sad narration:

He swoor 'twas hilchin Jean M'Craw

Or crouchie Merran Humphie-

Till stop! she trotted thro' them a';

And wha was it but grumphie

Upon that night, when fairies light

On Cassilis Downans dance

Or owre the lays, in splendid blaze

On sprightly coursers prance;

Or for Colean the rout is ta'en

Beneath the moon's beams;

There, up the Cove, to stray an' rove

Amang the rocks and streams

Fu' blythe that night

Amang the brachens, on the brae

Between her an' the moon

The devil, or else an outler quey

Gat up an' ga'e a croon:

Poor Leezie's heart maist lap the hool;

Near lav'rock-height she jumpit

But mist a fit, an' in the pool

Out-owre the lugs she plumpit

Amang the bonie winding banks

Where Doon rins, wimplin, clear;

Where Bruce ance rul'd the martial ranks

An' shook his Carrick spear;

Some merry, friendly, countra-folks

Together did convene

To burn their nits, an' pou their stocks

An' haud their Halloween

Fu' blythe that night

Wee Jenny to her graunie says

"Will ye go wi' me, graunie?

I'll eat the apple at the glass

I gat frae uncle Johnnie:"

She fuff't her pipe wi' sic a lunt

In wrath she was sae vap'rin

She notic't na an aizle brunt

Her braw, new, worset apron

Ye little skelpie-limmer's face!

I daur you try sic sportin

As seek the foul thief ony place

For him to spae your fortune:

Nae doubt but ye may get a sight!

Great cause ye hae to fear it;

For mony a ane has gotten a fright

An' liv'd an' died deleerit

Upon that night, when fairies light

On Cassilis Downans dance

Or owre the lays, in splendid blaze

On sprightly coursers prance;

Or for Colean the rout is ta'en

Beneath the moon's beams;

There, up the Cove, to stray an' rove

Amang the rocks and streams

Amang the bonie winding banks

Where Doon rins, wimplin, clear;

Where Bruce ance rul'd the martial ranks

An' shook his Carrick spear;

Some merry, friendly, countra-folks

Together did convene

To burn their nits, an' pou their stocks

An' haud their Halloween