Nytol

It's the same ride on the same train

sat here smelling like you

they call them scots for reason darling

they called me an idiot too

I think it must be the soap you use

it stays with me all day

they don't even bother pretending

there's plenty to suck but there's nothing to say

so thanks for having me

and your outstanding hospitality

and as far as I can see this is a much better way to be

cause at least it gives us something to do

you do me and I do you

when no one else is taking the bait

it's easy to forget our mutual hate