Big Daddy C.

Here comes Big Daddy C.

And his cronies

New York City

All the pop star baloney

(Hey, ho, hey, ho)

Attention, top models

And Brits to the restroom

Three, four to a stall

Sucking like a vacuum

(Hey, ho, hey, ho)

Hey, here comes Big Daddy C.

With his friends of P.

Slides in the room indiscreet

Blows out so casually

Hey, where's Big Daddy C.?

Where's the Big Daddy?

Who the hell is P. anyway?

Oh, lookin' for Hey Zeus

Out on a mission

Treasure maps, secret knocks

Use your discretion

(Hey, ho, hey, ho)

It's up and at 'em

Time for one more disco

Got cha Roebucks on

And you're incognito

(Hey, ho, hey, ho)

Hey, here comes Big Daddy C.

With his friends of P.

Slides in the room indiscreet

Blows out so casually

Hey, where's Big Daddy C.?

Where's the Big Daddy?

Faster, faster, faster than you

Ever wanted to go

(You ever wanted to go)

Faster, faster, faster than you

Ever needed to know

(You ever needed to know)

Faster, faster, faster than you

Ever wanted to go

(You ever wanted to go)

Faster, faster, faster than you

Ever needed to know

(You ever needed to know)

Hey, ho, hey, ho

Hey, here comes Big Daddy C.

With his friends of P.

Slides in the room indiscreet

Blows out so casually

Hey, where's Big Daddy C.?

Where's the Big Daddy C.?

Hey, here comes Big Daddy C.

Here comes Big Daddy C.

(Big Daddy C., Big Daddy C.)

Hey, here comes Big Daddy C.

(Big Daddy C., Big Daddy C.)

With his friends of P.

Hey, where's the Big Daddy C.?

(Hey, Big Daddy C.)

Where's the Big Daddy C.?