Double Standards

Contradictory criteria

Placing yourself morally superior

Two different sets of laws apply

God as your witness is your alibi

Coz you got

Double standards

Double standards

Double standards

Double standards

Wots good for the goose is good for the gander

Until you are in the dock then you label it slander

Arsenal of anger mobilization

Granting you self righteous justification

A pointed finger from a crooked angle

Your credibility is starting to dangle

Looking down on us from your pious heights

Never in doubt coz your always right