Tinpot Hitler

Inspector on the bus might not be a bad job,

Unless you crave authority and act like you're God

Call the pigs for back up and support

Short 50p now I'm standing up in court

20p short but I gotta take a piss

Jump the turn-style hope I don't miss

Hitler wanna-be working class

Call the cops you fucking grass

Does the punishment fit the crime- a few pence short ain't outta line

Let us off just one last time - stop acting like a Tinpot Hitler

Try to bunk the tube on the way too the gig

Ticket man standing there acting real big

Turn a blind eye and act your fuckin age

It's not like it comes out of your wage

Paid and displayed but the times expired

C'mon let me off y'know you wont get fired

Obedient little robot to all their laws

To get a little power in your greedy claws